Red Wine Haiku 001-100

100) Castano Hecula Yecla 2002 (Spain)
Tiny tangerines
And a nose most heavenly
A child’s first fist

99) Kautz Library Collection Meritage 1993 (California)
Comfortably restrained
Almost a Pinot-like nose
With licks of saddle

98) Panarroz Jumilla 2003 (Spain)
Fat luscious droplets
Another Spanish hat trick
Three grapes & five stars

97) Deliecato Monterey Vine Select Syrah 1998 (California)
Fennel and Cassis
Both have seen me through the years
A toast to friendship!

96) Gordon Brothers Merlot 1999 (Washington)
Gently cooked green beans
Mints hidden in the pillows
Thick plummy whispers

95) Gordon Brothers Syrah 2000 (Washington)
A very strange one
Couldn’t stand up to dinner
But worked as dessert

94) Chateau d’or et de Gueles 2001 (France)
Where there’s Mourvedre
There’s some high jumpin’ honey
Cheapo razzmatazz

93) Castel Vinde Syrah 2003 (France)
Flying to Paris
A bit disoriented
Not bad for plane wine!

92) Don Aldo Merlot 2000 (Chile)
Funky & Skanky
An overripe plum pudding
Left out in the rain

91) Bodegas Luan Castilla VT “Equis” 2003 (Spain)
A thin, angry wine
a small dog chained to a wall
Good length, but what for?

90) One.9 (carbs per glass) Merlot 2002 (California)
Like wine that’s been raped
A hole cut from its center
For diet Nazis

89) False Bay Pinotage 2002 (South Africa)
Not one false note here
Funky and approachable
Smoke up some ham hocks

88) Artazuri Navarra 2003 (Spain)
A punning trickster
Presents itself silky sweet
Then, a tart back flip

87) Borsao Tres Picos Garnacha 2003 (Spain)
It’s all in the glass
The sun on the horizon
Vines heavy with fruit

86) Navarro Correas Malbec 2003 (Argentina)
Dark chocolate building
Grape button elevator
Only six floors, though

85) Guigal Gigondas 2001(Rhone, France)
This needed a day
To finally make up its mind
a quirky natural

84) Guilliams Estate Cabernet 1995 (California)
Dry blackberry way
Sweetened up as the night passed
Fast ball high & tight

83) Red Bicyclette Syrah 2002 (France)
Uncomplicated
And as fresh as a spring rain
I’m common, sue me

82) Spinelli Tratturo Montepulciano D’Abruzzo 2003 (Italy)
Tightly wrapped dried fruit
Lots of bright front mouth flavor
A tart small tit wine

81) Frei Brothers Russian River Pinot Noir 2003(California)
A fine, brooding drink
Perfect for a lousy day
Or a crappy night

80) Masseria del Pilone Primitivo Salento 2002 (Italy)
Heavy ceder box
Filled up with Cuban cigars
and dried blueberries

79) King Fish Cabernet 2003 (California)
I trowel for cheap wines
I plow the bins for bargains
But cheap gets boring

78) Allanca Classico Riserva 1998 (Portugal)
Leather glove headboard
Sandy vines on the upswing
Gold-plated work day

77) BaDa Bing 2001 (France)
BaDa Bing my ass
It’s simple French vin de pays
Please don’t tell Tony

76) Western Desert Shiraz 2000 (Australia)
Mr. Generic
A happy little house wine
The Big Mac of Grapes

75) Rancho Zabaco Zinfandel Reserve 2001(California)
Country wine moonshine
Zinfandel, the people’s grape
Big fist slap n’ slam

74) Swartland Pinotage 2000 (South Africa)
Pinotage rubber
Soft grapefruit on the backbone
Props to the oddball

73) Cheviot Bridge Cabernet Merlot 2000 (Australia)
Very perfumed nose
It also tastes like perfume
Castrated poodle

72) Alameda Cabernet Vintner’s Selection 1998 (Chile)
Faded but holding
(not unlike many of us!)
Tears against the twine

71) Estrella Pinot Noir 2001(California)
For only eight bucks
A tangle of wood & fruit
Life, you surprise me!

70) Crocodile Rock Merlot(Australia)
Florid & friendly
Sweet candy, tart follow through
Very silly name

69) Crocodile Rock Shiraz(Australia)
This one is poison
Nothing worse than bad Shiraz
For mother-in-law

68) Yellow Tail Shiraz Reserve Casella Estate 2002 (Australia)
You turn up your nose
You despise the kangaroo
But the drink is wide

67) Mederos de San Juan Tannat 2000 (Uruguay)
Tannat means tannic
Close your eyes and pucker up
Cantankerous sips

66) Juvenas Cabernet Reserva 1995 (Spain)
Under normal layres
hints of complex character
Traffic on the road

65) EA Tinto Vinho Regional Alentejano 2003 (Portugal)
Steroid Beaujolais
Berries jumping from the glass
Lay back and deep dream

64) Santa Rita Medalla Real Cabernet 2001 (Chile)
Soft earth, musk, cassis
Hiding like a shy lover
No food, just Schubert

63) Shale Ridge Monterey Syrah 2003 (California)
Happy Homebody
Late afternoon’s time to spare
Sweet sincerity

62) Ibernoble Crianza 1997 (Spain)
Deep, wide, and noble
A layer of butter on top
Sausage cigarettes

61) Michel Picard Bourgogne 1996 (France)
Thorny & rusty
Prickly bristles and crushed leaves
French post-Romantic

60) Aquinas Cabernet 2002 (Napa)
I remember well
The lazy beach day picnic
Clearly something’s changed

59) Veramonte Primus 2002 (Chile)
Belgian chocolate
Winter dreams of summertime
Mahagony room

58) Bella Sera Merlot 2001 (Italy)
What makes cheap wine cheap?
Everything here is tiny
A friendly munchkin

57) Tyrrell’s Long Flat Shiraz 2001 (Australia)
Fat ripe fruit that’s fun
I like a giggle just fine
But only laughs here

56) Bertani Rosso Di Vaerzella 1997 (Italy)
This bottle cried out,
“Give me pasta and red sauce”
It soon found its bliss

55) Cartlidge & Brown Pinot Noir 2002 (California)
Rustic dimensions
A walk through a damp forest
Underpriced by half

54) Garrafeira Tinto Palmela 1995 (Portugal)
Weird but great bottle
Nose of spicy cinnamon
Strong taste of…mustard!

53) S’forno Monastrel 2002 (Spain)
A pair of work boots
Marinated in honey
Wish it saw some wood

52) Chateau Grimard 2002 (Bordeaux)
No oak here at all
Instructive and sobering
Naked old lady

51) Cline Ancient Vines Zinfandel 1998 (California)
Liquid cigar box
From an overgrown forest
homemade cola fruit

50) Cactus Creek Zinfandel (Napa) 2002
A bomb of cocoa
Dressed in a robe of crimson
Glassful of cupcake

49) MacMurray Pinot Noir (California Coastal) 1999
Cinnamon smile
Memory of candy canes
Sweet as My Three Sons

48) MacMurray Pinot Noir (Russian River) 2001
Film noir darkness
Silky spice sits on the tongue
California breeze

47) Villa Maria Merlot/Cabernet Private Bin (New Zealand) 2001
Warm, simple, fat fun
Perfect for a drinking game
Stretch out a spring day

46) Fortius, Cabernet (Spain) 1999
Blackberry tannins
Deep vanilla licorice
Power of balance

45) Gordon Brothers, Cabernet (Columbia Valley, Washington) 1999
Wine with breast implants
squeezing out every last drop
Pump up the volume

44) Quatro, Cabernet (Napa, California) 1998
No two sips the same
Dusty berry attic dreams
Honey on the vine

43) Quatro, Zinfandel (Napa, California) 1999
Effervescent hints
A dream of soda bubbles
Friendly as a dog

42) Julienas, DeBeouf (Beaujolais, France) 2003
Summer strawberries
Extracted & exploded
Juice squeezed from the sun

41) Moulin-A-Vent, DeBeouf (Beaujolais, France) 2003
Blueberry hot sauce
Summer is a state of mind
Let us all relax

40) Diamondback Vineyards Cabernet (Mendocino, California) 1999
Copperhead hissing
Iron bars in oak barrels
All it eats is steak

39) Mas De La Dame, Coin Cache (Provence, France) 1999
Pointless without food
Dry like a bone in a bone
Chalky leather soul

38) Santa Rita Reserva, Cabernet (Chile) 2000
Ol’ Reliable
Pull up a chair, my good friend
Millennium gift

37) Chateau La Croix (Pomerol, France) 1973(!)
Old and shot to shit
Mushroom, dung, and dirty roads
Still, there’s elegance

36) Rancho Zabaco Reserve Zinfandel (California) 2000
Do I drink this stuff
Or pour it over pancakes?
Deepest of purples

35) Napa Ridge Pinot Noir (California) 2000
Like a Burgundy
With a crude lobotomy
No dirt here, just fruit

34) Ironwood Petite Syrah (California) 2000
A nighttime promise
Dark as any I have seen
But tepid like tea

33) Antoine Rodet Gevrey-Chambertin (France) 1998
The nose was like dog
Soaking wet from heavy rain
But it drank like dreams

32) Vitticio Riserva (Italy) 2000
New wave Chianti
Sangiovese/Merlot
Italian God Juice

31) Rosenthal Merlot (California) 1997
No, it ain’t Kosher
A damp glass of flesh and oak
A walk through the woods

30) Santa Rita Medalla Real (Chile) 2000
This is just too good
For the price that it goes for
A prism of taste

29) Pepperwood Grove Merlot (California) 2001
Cheap and mass-produced
The snobs will hold their noses
Their loss and who cares?

28) Vina Pomal Rioja Riserva (Spain) 1997
Underneath the bull
It can sometimes smell like this
Secrets of the barn

27) Falesco Vitiano (Umbria, Italy) 2002
Sometimes the balance
In a wine is beautiful
Like here. What a deal.

26) Domaine De La Solitude (Rhone, France) 2000
Minty pepper ghost
I could drink this every day
And never get bored

25) Marquis Phillips Shiraz (Australia) 2002
A velvet hammer
The blood of an animal
Heretofore unknown

24) Calina Cabernet (Chile) 1999
An ugly label
But wine that tastes like fine tea
Brewed with juice from plums

23) Carmen Reserve Pinot Noir (Chile) 1999
Some people like this
I could barely swallow it
Mogen David’s Ghost

22) Protocolo (Spain) 2000Nothing cheaper here
Five bucks and really quite good
Xerox Cotes Du Rhone
21) Evans King’s Valley Cabernet (Australia) 1998
So lightly lemoned
Like Bordeaux on vacation
Let’s see more like this

20) Chateaux Timberlay (Bordeaux, France) 1995
Holding up nicely
Nose of moss, gravel, and peat
Oak barrel mother

19) BV Napa Valley Cabernet (California) 1997
Yea, OK, it’s great
But there’s too much oak for me
Ripe fruit spanked by wood

18) LA Cetto Petite Sirah (Baja, Mexico) 1999
First a big hello
Then a very quick goodbye
Like it wasn’t there

17) Bertani Bardolino Classico (Italy) 2000
When it’s cracked open
It tastes like fruit and rubber
Then it drinks like rain

16) Santa Rita 120 Carmenere (Chile) 2001
Clean as the whole truth
Surprisingly long finish
This makes Sammy run

15) Cotes Du Rhone “Parallele 45″ (France) 2001
Thin and not much nose
But man, does this bad boy jump!
Stiff blast of pepper
14) Pepi Two Hearts Sangiovese (California) 1997
Chianti-like? No.
Closer to a Beaujolais
Grandpa’s favorite dress

13) Bottega Vinaia Trentino Lagrein (Italy) 1999
Cut grass & leather
An open conversation
That unfolds slowly

12) Smoking Loon Syrah (California) 1999
Tasty Big Round Fruit
And a surprising finish:
A Nestle’s Crunch Bar!

11) Out Of The Blue Pinotage (South Africa) 2003
Horrible label
But nice chocolate alcohol
And hints of band aids

10) Clos Du Chapitre (Burgundy) 1981
Had to take a sip
Out of curiosity
Like suckling a corpse

9) Stella & Mosca Tanca Farra 2000 (Sardinia)
Shy, but good balance
Not overly anything
Another bottle

8) San Luca Poggio Dei Poggi 1995 (Tuscany)
My goodness gracious
Pure velvet saturation
Every sip a star

7) Lakespring Merlot 1996 (Napa)
Alcohol blew off
To reveal sumptuous notes
Of Colgate toothpaste!

6) Chateau Puech-Haut 2001 (Langudoc)
I like liquorice
When it’s tight & taut like this
No attitudes here

5) Louis M. Martini Napa Valley Reserve Cabernet 2000
Everything correct
Tannins & acidity
Bored me to pieces

4) Borsao Campo De Borja 2003 (Spain)
Whats wrong with Kool-aid?
With Guacomole I made
It’s freshly cut lawn

3) Jacob’s Creek Cabernet/Merlot 2002 (Australia)
Celery Cola
Tried so hard to be pretty
No drive in this dive

2) Penascal Tempranillo 2000 (Spain)
Interestng finish
I’m reminded of ashes
Just too watery

1) Kunde Merlot 2000 (Sonoma)
Uninspiring
A hot dog and its owner
Looking for the car

Posted on January 1, 2005


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